Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 490 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Customized your character
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
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Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (350/350 points)
Have 20 Italians helping you in the kitchen!
Have 20 cursors on the pizza at once.
Have 20 Pizzabot 3000s going at once.
Have 25,000 pizzas at once
Have 20 Super Ovens churning out 'zas.
Have 20 ships sailing the seas of cheese.
Have 100,000 pizzas at once
Medals Earned: 4/11 (60/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 7/20 (65/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
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Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.